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So, last night was the riot. 1994 all over again, except with lots more people and smartphones. Both times I was watching from the sidelines (then, on the street; now, from my balcony) but this time it was in my own backyard.

I caught a cold on Tuesday so I stayed home last night. I didn’t even see much of the game because I was in and out of sleep. Then I started getting text messages from friends asking if I was safe, so I looked outside.

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There were several helicopters circling downtown into the early hours of the morning, shining spotlights on the streets and buildings. Later on I saw riot police on my street. Regular police too, shepherding people out of downtown. Sometime in the night somebody smashed in one of the windows to the Tim Horton’s downstairs.

At some point a neighbour on a balcony outside said something about tear gas, so I quickly shut all my windows. I’m not sure if we got the dilute remnants of tear gas or something less potent, but what little I got stung my eyes.

Some friends who live around here couldn’t get home last night. They said the bridges were blocked. So I was lucky I had never left my condo.

Now people are saying how Vancouver sucks and is full of thugs and doesn’t deserve a hockey team, etc. etc. As if it has anything to do with hockey; people don’t show up to outdoor events with bags of stones, lighting fluid and rags just to watch a sports game. It was planned, and we know it was planned. Some people need to find better hobbies. But don’t judge Vancouver on the actions of a small group of criminals; we’re what, 2 million people in the greater area? 3 million? Those rioters’ actions were severe, but their sample size makes them insignificant.

I’m going to end this by quoting my forever lesbian crush Kimli, whose post today inspired me to write this one:

Real Vancouverites are proud of the Canucks, regardless of last night’s game. Real Vancouverites cheered on their team, congratulated Boston for their win, and went home. They’re outside right now, helping the city clean up yesterday’s mess. They’re identifying people caught on film so the police can track down and punish. Last night was NOT an example of Vancouver – what you see in the hours, days, weeks to come will be the true display of what our city can do.

Amen.

Coconuts go

It’s come to my attention that the only person reading my blog anymore is a stepcousin who says that my cat posts are boring.

But, um, there’s not a lot of interesting stuff going on right now. Life is all work work Canucks work work Canucks work work at the moment. Even if I wasn’t a fan and didn’t like hockey and didn’t reminisce about 1994 and being downtown during the riots, it would be hard not to care right now. You can’t block the sounds of crowds when your condo faces Granville and Davie. And when the Canucks score, the entire city screams. When they lose, it’s dead quiet.

Tonight, you could shred the gloom and sprinkle it on your pasta.

Other interesting things aren’t even real yet. Such as, I’m hoping to bribe someone into letting me go to Oracle Open World in October, and possibly embarrass myself in front of my peers like I did last year at mysqlconf. I figure, you do enough bad talks and eventually nobody will suggest you ever do them again. So far, it’s worked for me with supervisor positions, dinner parties and romantic relationships. But in the meantime you get to travel on the company’s dime, and I’ve never been to San Francisco.

October might also be a trip to Maui with my mom and stepdad. I guess they’ll keep me from getting into any trouble I’d remember fondly when I’m older and the syphilis has entered my brain. I was supposed to hit up Maui by myself in February 2010, but cancelled at the last minute at the request of my (now former) employer. So I think I need to go. I have a strange feeling that when lying in my deathbed my biggest regret will be that I hardly travelled. October will be 5 years since my last vacation trip, too.

See? Not very interesting. Good thing I say funny stuff on Facebook or Twitter or I’d never get any attention.

Awesome housewarming gift

It did scare the shit out of my cat, though that’s a bonus.

Friday Cat Blogging: Battle Cat for PM!

If you’re in Canada, you’re probably already quite sick of all the election coverage on the news. And if you’re a Facebook contact of mine, you’re probably quite sick of all of my postings and links about it. But this link is full of cat, and not actually about the Canadian election, so that makes it all okay:

Is your Cat confused about the referendum on the voting system on the 5th May? (Youtube video)

I was vaguely aware that there was a referendum happening in the UK, but didn’t understand what it was about, so I’m glad the cats were there to educate me. But while I love gratuitous kitteh content, I can’t help but be saddened a bit by the fact that the same referendum isn’t happening in Canada.

If Canada’s federal voting system worked by Alternative Vote, then people would choose their first and second candidates, rather than the usual one, so that if your candidate had the lowest number of votes, your second choice would then get your vote and it would be re-tallied. No strategic voting necessary to ensure the dog doesn’t get the majority (if you are a cat, I mean).

It’s been interesting to see Casual Cat suddenly gain popularity over the Moderate Cat. I just hope, in our current system it doesn’t further split the cat vote, though it probably will.

(Note I’m not making value statements about the parties, it’s just that the video does a very good illustration of the election situation here in Canada, if you were to map the dog to right-wing politics and the cats to the left. Except that it’s missing Runaway Cat, of course.)

Buffet of symptoms

I seem to have a bunch of lingering problems at the moment:

  • hay fever (?)
  • tonsillitis
  • laryngitis
  • post nasal drip

I don’t really know if I have hay fever, but the symptoms seem to match up according to what the internets say. Except that the internets also say people don’t normally develop it after they turn 30. Aww, do I have to be slow at everything?

I lost my voice yesterday. I started to panic when I realized I wouldn’t be able to order a donut from Tim Hortons; I mean, I could pass the cashier a note, but I normally like to save that move for when I’m robbing banks. My voice is a bit better today so I managed to croak out a request for a smoothie just now (they’re not very good, but my throat demanded coldness), but I’m trying to save up my talking for when it really counts. And I don’t think my solo cheering for the Canucks tonight was a good idea in retrospect, but it was involuntary.

Today was my 3 month post-laser checkup with my ophthalmologist. It was nice that my commute has shrunk from 11 km to 2 blocks since my last visit; I’m not even sure why I put my pants on. Anyways, the bad news is that I don’t in fact have lasers installed in my eyes that make “pew pew!” noises. The good news is that I’m 20/20 in my left eye, 20/25 in my right. My eye doc says this is actually better than 20/20 in both eyes because it means I can postpone using reading glasses when I get old. That sounds like a bit of a cop out but it strokes my vanity so I’ll take it.

Friday Cat Blogging

Just one link for you: the Tumblr blog Writers and Kitties. Pictures of authors and their cats.

I suppose cats make better pets for writers than dogs, since they don’t require you to leave your desk. In fact, they prefer you to stay at your desk so they can jump up on it and knock papers over.

In any case I’m glad I’m all set to become the great novelist I sort of would like to be but don’t have the work ethic or, to be honest, imagination or talent for either.

Speaking of my fluffy bestseller starter kit, here’s a panorama of her view in daytime:

Panoramic view from my balcony

She seems to like it; there’s so much world to be snooty at.

Happy Friday everyone!

Oh look, I have a blog

As per my usual habit, when my life is in flux I pretty much forget about this thing and focus on what’s happening in my personal meatspace. I’ve now moved 3 times in the last year and a half, and I do hope I won’t be moving again for years since I am in a friends-with-benefits relationship with a mortgage.

I moved into my new condo on Tuesday, and I love it so much that I would bore you with telling you how much. It makes all the years of living in really crappy buildings and saving up my money seem worth it now. I’m sure it will bore me eventually, but right now I’m really enjoying my view:

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Suddenly friends downtown are wanting to do stuff with me, and friends in the suburbs now want to do stuff with me too. It’s like I’m now cool enough or something, even more than when I got an iPhone. Luckily I’ve always had a dream that one day I would be cool, and I don’t mind if it’s for shallow reasons.

I’m only half moved in at the moment; there’s still a mountain of boxes in my living room. Yet again I hurt myself during the move (this time my hands, previously my shoulders) and under workmates’ orders I’ve been trying not to work my hands too hard lest I give myself more RSI pain. I’m also missing:

  • a sofa
  • a dining table
  • shelves
  • and where the hell do I put the towels?

This suite is 516 sq ft, which means I’m losing over 100 sq ft from the last place, and 200 from the one before, and 600 from the one before that. I’ve been getting rid of furniture and stuff at each move, and luckily my remaining stuff, plus the eventual couch and table, should fit in fine, at least once I know where the towels go.

The in-suite washer/dryer have made my life so much better. No more hoarding quarters and loonies, no more dragging bags to the laundromat, or waiting for people to get their stuff out of the washers and dryers so you can use them. Someone recently told me that you can actually use loonies and quarters at stores to buy things! I had no idea they were so versatile.

The cat survived the move, with much whining and hiding in bathtubs.

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She thinks the front-loading washing machine is a blockbuster movie. She ignores the 42″ TV, but watching clothes swish around in soapy water is where it’s at.

Oh, Tron Legacy comes out on DVD/bluray tomorrow! And Future Shop is a 10 minute walk away! So are places where they filmed the city scenes in the movie! Downtown is so awesome.