In no particular order or priority: No drama. I’m not sure why some people in this world feel the need to stir things up and play games in non-game settings when all I want to do is go about my business and be left alone. I’m being purposefully vague here, but it’s general enough: I [...]
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It can’t be that hard to not like me, despite my title
So my boss had us do this work personality test the other week, some quick online quiz that was on the intranet. I hate those things, because they always suggest that I should be a nurse or counsellor or something because I’m so damn empathic and nurturing. Yeah, fuck that shit, I hate people. If [...]
Jeans shopping getting scarier every year
I have problems buying jeans. I’ve blogged about this before: here, here, here, and here. Jeans that fit well are hard to find when you’re shaped weird. And I’m shaped weird, with thighs bigger than my hips. Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad, and no guy has ever commented on my thighs being large or [...]
No rest for the wicked
I’m supposed to be in Maui right now, but I’m not. Strangely I am okay with this; the truth is, in my line of work (sole DBA in a big organization) there’s no point being on break when some of the databases have the same idea as you; it is better to go away at [...]
The only time I want to hear people having sex is when I’m the people.
So last night I was moving around the furniture in my bedroom, putting the bed against the opposite wall. Specifically because the, erm, moving of furniture next door had kept me up the night before. I was fucking with my feng shui because I didn’t want to hear the neighbours fucking. My chi has become [...]
I hate having morals
Being a good and honest person is dumb. I’m not going to get anywhere if I keep this up. There was a weird clerical error at work where they forgot to sign me up for health benefits. “Professionals” get health coverage from day 1, the rest after 3 months, but somehow my info got filed [...]
How to guarantee I unfriend you on Facebook
Former Friend just answered the question ‘Do you think Gillian Gunson is selfish?’ about you. Click here to see more. First of all: Fuck you, Former Friend. If you care so much that I’m selfish to the point that you’re filling out stupid Facebook quizzes over this, perhaps you could just just tell me how [...]
