Jan 15th, 2010
by Gillian.
I am destined to marry this guy:
Yes, it’s just a commercial, but without hope, there is nothing.
So I’ve been sick with a cold for nearly 2 weeks now, and despite having the alarm clock blaring as loud as usual in the mornings, I’ve been sleeping through at least half an hour of it every day [...]
Nov 27th, 2009
by Gillian.
So in local (i.e. my apartment) news, I managed to introduce spankings to my cat such that she didn’t run away and then started liking them in that creepy way that the cats on youtube do. And here I was thinking she was all about the vanilla! Yes, I realize it’s wrong and perhaps disturbing [...]
Nov 12th, 2009
by Gillian.
Thanks to my friend Jaime for pointing this video out to me, and to the website Everything is Terrible for editing this video from the original*. I wonder if spanking is covered.
That’s all I got for cat links this week, I’ve been working hard at my database twiddling and have neglected Her Highness, who luckily [...]
Nov 5th, 2009
by Gillian.
I had this odd group conversation at work today where one guy mentioned that there’s a confirmed case of a cat getting H1N1, so here’s another thing to freak out about. I’m happy to hear that the cat recovered, along with its ownersdomestic staff, though as it says in the bottom of that article, two [...]
Sep 3rd, 2009
by Gillian.
Julie Powell, the woman whose blog and book became the movie Julie & Julia, recently wrote an article about her biggest complaint against the movie: the incorrect depiction of her cat. Fuck yeah.
What we see is not the sardonic, complicated, talented cat of my longtime acquaintance, but a sweet, thin, red-headed doll of a [...]
Aug 20th, 2009
by Gillian.
I don’t think I’ve done one of these posts from Kelowna yet. I think I was waiting to see if my cat would survive the move; I swear she didn’t eat the entire week she was homeless (and at Dad’s or a kennel) because when I took her back on the 5th she was all [...]
Jul 11th, 2009
by Gillian.
The internet must be smaller than I originally thought. A few minutes ago I saw a blog post about trollcats, a subgenre of lolcats where the caption is a troll blog comment. Supposedly the site’s been around since May yet nobody told me about it, possibly because they have lives or something.
But what’s really weird [...]
Jun 26th, 2009
by Gillian.
I’m hoping this is the weirdest interview question I will ever get for the rest of my life:
What would your cat say about moving to Kelowna?
It just goes to show you will never be 100% prepared for an interview, so I suggest you formulate your answer to this in advance of your next job search, [...]
Apr 24th, 2009
by Gillian.
I’d say I’m sorry to those of you who were disturbed by my turtle rapes shoe post a month ago, but then I’d be lying, and lying is wrong. In fact I have yet to be as entertained by anything since, and the idea that some of you were grossed out only makes it funnier. [...]
Apr 3rd, 2009
by Gillian.
I don’t remember why I was searching for this but earlier this week I was wondering the chances of my cat eating me, should I unexpectedly die and nobody notice for a while. According to a Straight Dope article: very good. “In a day or two”.
It seems your dog would wait several days before feasting [...]