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May, 2010:

Weekend stuff

OMGRainbows

I saw what I think was my first ever Kelowna rainbow last night when coming home from dinner. This is a picture I took from my balcony; some dude who was hanging out in the parking lot below me said they’re pretty common in Spring/Summer when it rains, but hell, I didn’t know it actually rained here, ever. My first month I think it rained maybe half an hour in total. But I like rain, so bring it. It reminds me of home. Also the humidity does wonders for my hair.

My big news this weekend was that I finally bought a dishwasher, my first ever dishwasher that’s mine and not attached to a parent’s kitchen. A neighbour is moving out and sold it to me for $50, so score! Between that and throwing away the cat fur-infused duvet cover, my mother is proud and thinks I may join polite society someday if I keep this up.

My next trip to Vancouver is the week of June 18-20, so please mark your calendars and stock up on the lube.

Friday Cat Blogging: Litter, happier, more productive

So I like to think that as an individual I’m pretty good to the environment. I don’t have a car: that’s the big one. I recycle bottles and cans and paper, always. And I live in a small apartment so that could mean less heat required in winter, fewer light bulbs, etc. That last one could be bullshit but it doesn’t really matter.

Then sometime last year I started hearing stuff about how having a cat is really bad for the environment. Like you need 5 million hectares of land to grow the grain to feed the cows that become the food of a single cat for a year, even if the cat food’s made of chicken. I’m too lazy to look it up, you go try if you want. Also that kitty litter is totally bad too because it’s gathered via strip mining, and it’s got bad cancer-causing stuff in it, and disposing of it does really bad stuff to fish or some such thing. I’m not gonna look all that up either, I’m tired, the fucking cat started attacking me in bed at 5 am this morning.

(By the way, the Wikipedia page for kitty litter is full of win. People need to see two pictures of cats taking a dump so that they’re assured it’s not just an aberration.)

Screw Mother Nature, I’m keeping my cat. If only to get back at her for this morning, but it’s the principle of the thing. This sucks, though, I don’t want to have to be mean to the planet just for Shebang’s sake, I’d rather do it on purpose in a big way, like BP.

Alternative kitty litter would be an option except for the fact that I don’t have a car to go drive to the big pet marts to go get it (see? Society doesn’t want me to be ecologically friendly). Safeway just has the regular clay stuff and possibly the weird crystal type that may be better for the environment but its scifi appearance worries me. I think some friends of mine use wood pellets or something, and a brave few have managed to teach their cats to use the toilet, but I don’t have that level of dedication, and I’m equally doubtful of my cat.

I think @gusgreeper linked to this video earlier this week: a commercial for litter made out of whole kernel corn.

I don’t care what you’re selling, if you pass me a beaker and ask me if it smells like cat urine I’m not going to sniff it. You sniff it, you litter-eating weirdo.

Seems it’s a real company, no really. This is the first time I’ve heard of corn being used; I’d be curious how good it is as litter. Not enough to do a sniff test on TV, though, fuck.

So corn is biodegradable, what with it being corn, so maybe it’s better for the environment but then aren’t we already raping the earth with corn production already? And killing everyone with high fructose corn syrup and stuff too. Though that last one’s probably a good thing for the earth in the long run.

Gillian’s been sick

But will probably recover eventually. Her compromised immune system is no doubt a result of not taking oil of oregano, according to a friend of hers who never gets sick (and never did, even before he started taking it).

Supposedly it’s her lack of external gonads that means that unlike her teammates, she did not catch the man cold that was going around the office:

However she may have whined enough to be allowed to have an honourary, if unofficial man cold, and at that she is satisfied.

IANAL

Work suddenly got busy again, meaning I’m going to be working some evenings, but I just thought I’d put this out there for those of you searching my site for evidence of my sexual orientation:

I am not a lesbian. Just so you know.

Last week someone used the search feature on my sidebar for the word “lesbian” so I’m just going to assume this person was unsure as to the direction of my swinging. Fine, I’m a tomboy, fine, I don’t mention any boyfriends anymore, but that doesn’t mean I’m all about the muffins now. Maybe I’m just not telling you about my sexual exploits lest you be jealous of my mad skillz in teh bedroom. No, really.

Well, okay, I am totally gay for Kimli but as she’s won some unofficial award for most-straight-girls-saying-they-want-to-lez-you-up, unfortunately that just supports the case for my heterosexuality.

It’s a shame, because being bi would be so much more interesting.

Friday Cat Blogging: Pussies and Seamen

What? It’s a website of photos of cats and sailors. Now what could be more darling?

It’s been a real long time since I last did the cat-blogging, but I’m obviously behind because I’ve been getting requests to talk about my cat some more. Dunno why, it’s not like anything much happens in her life, she’s stuck in a cheap apartment in Kelowna. So I’m gonna pad this out with links too.

This is a month old, but my friend Chrissy sent it to me and it’s cute: a cat playing with an iPad:

I tried that with my cat and the Kindle but she didn’t seem that impressed. Must be the lack of colour screen.

Okay, so I like cats a lot and some of you think I’m all rather silly about that but I do have limits, unlike some people. I don’t care if Shebang were at death’s door, I’m not marrying her (though this being Canada our both being female is not the issue, but BEING DIFFERENT SPECIES IS OMFG). I’ve lost a few cats in my time, and it really sucks but I’m not sure you’re checking off an item in the kitteh’s bucket list by making her an honourable woman. Because she’s A CAT.

Okay, okay, fine, I’ll talk about Shebang, Mr. C.L. who emailed me the other week. He asked for photos of her at her “new locale” and info on how she’s handling the change. Um, it’s been 9 months. That’s like a decade in cat years. Also in bored city girl years. So there’s no change left. Frankly she was fine once I unpacked and got rid of the mountain of boxes and wrapping paper, and that was in August.

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I think cats are usually fine wherever they are, so long as you’re there to feed them and provide toys and furniture and be a warm body to curl up on. Come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty good deal for anyone.

The picture above is her on my bed (Mom crocheted that blanket years ago), and the picture below is her on the top of the la-z-boy chair. She seems pretty comfy to me. Also I switched her food a few months ago and she no longer has explosive diarrhea.

TMI Friday!

Shebang sleeping on the top of the la-z-boy

Stuff

Ever since that Hoarders show started playing on A&E the accumulation of possessions in one’s home has been a topic I return to frequently when tripping over the beer bottles I leave on the floor. Watching an episode of that show will get me to clean like nothing else will, let me tell you. Interestingly a lot of people have told me that show induces cleaning sprees in them as well; I guess we want to avoid getting on that show.

The issue with the show, though, is not directly about lack of cleanliness but that the people can’t throw anything away. They buy stuff and bring it into their home and never remove it. They may have grown up poor, or they developed a mindset somewhere along the way that throwing stuff away was wasteful and they can’t do it. Now, most of us don’t have the OCD-esque mental health issue that these poor people suffer, but somewhere between religious-vow-of-poverty and them are people like me, who were brought up to be pack rats.

When I was getting ready to move to Kelowna, I got rid of a lot of stuff. Probably a third of all my things, including the CRT TV, big couch, clothes, at least half my books. Yet when the movers were bringing my boxes up to this apartment they commented on how much stuff I had for one person. Shit, and I thought I’d been so thorough!

I read some article online a few months ago in some anti-clutter simplify-your-life sort of website where the person spoke about how when you see the insides of houses of rich people, and in magazines, there’s not a lot of stuff in the pictures. Now, I recognize that the pictures in magazines like dwell are staged (avec placement of unhappy hipsters) and in real life the owners’ stuff is all stuffed into other rooms or inside giant closets or something, but it got me agreeing with the writer:

Maybe rich people buy less stuff?

Clutter is bad. I certainly enjoy my place more when I’ve opened up some space by removing a piece of furniture or put some books away. Various books and articles about self-organization talk about how clutter in your home and desk creates mental clutter and I totally get that. I have not been ruthless enough in getting rid of things that I don’t want or need and they haunt me and make me feel guilty that I’m not using them. Enough, yo.

The other thing, and more practical perhaps is that the next time I move it will probably be on my own dime so will I want to pay to move crap I don’t want to keep anyways. Plus should I actually someday live in an apartment that’s not for low-income people* it’ll probably be smaller since it’ll be newer. Which is maybe why richer people don’t have as much stuff, since their fancy shoebox apartments don’t have the space.

Have any of you gone on mad decluttering sprees in your homes? I’m going to be doing another round soon, once I get over this flu. Of course, since October one set of my parents have been getting rid of the majority of their possessions since moving from a 4000+ sq.ft. giganta-house to a 2-bedroom condo that’s maybe 1000, and I’ve taken a few pieces of furniture from them, so I’m not doing that well, pound-for-pound. The TV stand is nice, though.

*Mom thinks I should be ashamed for living in such cheap quarters, given what I could afford. I agree, I am ashamed, but try finding another building in Kelowna that allows cats.

I made a perl

(Note: I’m back on Twitter at @shebang_the_cat, so please re-add me if we were contacts before, or if you think I’m worth listening to. The bonus on this new name is that the underscores hopefully mean the username is no longer perverted-sounding to certain immature people I know.)

I did some coding this week at work, and it had been a while. This is actually my first DBA job that doesn’t require me to do any (besides the odd bash script, which doesn’t really count), and I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed it.

I had to collect data from a bunch of database servers, each with a bunch of databases and each of those with a bunch of tables, and since grabbing all that by hand would induce homicidal thoughts rather quickly, I wrote a perl script to do it for me. I suppose I could’ve used a different language, but I know enough perl to be dangerous. Plus whenever I do use it I suddenly get this chorus of guys I know, who are a tad fanatical about the language, cheering me on. I don’t know what it is about perl, but I don’t get that encouragement if I use Java (instead, God drowns a puppy).

I’m certainly glad I stopped being a Java developer, if only for the sake of my repetitive stress pains in my right hand (it’s a really wordy language). Scripting languages like PHP and perl have been far kinder on me, as has DBA work.

Way back when I decided to go into computer science there were two aspects of it that interested me:

  1. solving problems, and
  2. actually creating something (i.e., software).

It dawns on me now that what I like best in database work is when there’s something to fix. At least when it’s not something I broke myself, though that happens often enough. If I can speed up data retrieval, or improve a query, that’s golden. Everything else is pretty lame, though, if I think about it. Documentation, installing new database servers, arguing with developers, I could leave it.

I don’t ever feel I’m creating much, though, at least not these days. And I think I’m aching for that, badly. That half-day of perl coding was the most work-fun I’d had in months. I was able to (mostly) block out the banter going on around me and focus on the code, and that’s so wonderful. I find it harder to get into The Zone with my database work, though that’s probably more because of all the multitasking involved, and having to deal with people.

Maybe it’s time I signed up for an open source project or something.