Best cat-sitter ever

And I’m not even biased, because I’m talking about my mom.

If my cat hadn’t been fed, I’d have wondered if Mom had misheard me when I handed her my spare keys. This is because her full service included

1. Giving me $100.
2. Driving me to, and picking me up from, the airport.
3. Mopping my kitchen floor.
4. Replacing my microwave with one built more recently than 1987.
5. Putting dinner in my fridge.

And the cat’s alive, so, bonus.

In other news, it turns out visiting friends and family in Vancouver does not constitute a vacation. Luckily it was 1/20th the cost of what Maui was going to be, so I can’t complain there.