Since most of the people I know in Kelowna are spending New Year’s Eve night at home, it’s a good thing I made plans weeks ago to fly to Vancouver today. I’ve got a party to go to tonight, whose title includes the words “orgy”, “drunken” and “Gastown”; and upon RSVPing to the event’s page on Facebook, I got two hot chicks with big boobs each messaging me online asking if I’d make out with them.*
I have never made out with girls before, let alone cute ones with ample rackage, but at least there’s no stubble to worry about, and I’d bet their hygiene is superior. Plus breasts are so soft and squishy.
Happy New Year, everyone! Kiss some hot chicks tonight!
*Strangely, this is 100% true.