So in local (i.e. my apartment) news, I managed to introduce spankings to my cat such that she didn’t run away and then started liking them in that creepy way that the cats on youtube do. And here I was thinking she was all about the vanilla! Yes, I realize it’s wrong and perhaps disturbing to talk about this but when did that ever stop me?
Sadly because cat spanking requires two hands (so you can get both sides equally and not tip her over) I am unable to film this, but believe me, it’s as ridiculous as is necessary.
I must be hormonal this week because when I started looking through Average Cats I laughed so hard I cried. I guess the only thing funnier than a lolcat is an anti-lolcat:
In case you missed this last week, check out the chart entitled 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat. Even though it’s not about your cat so much as cats in general, since your cat wasn’t around when Sir Isaac Newton invented the cat door (which is so much more useful than calculus or laws of motion). Did you know that kitties are not impressed by cupcakes? I didn’t!
I’m heading to Vancouver tomorrow so let’s hope my cat can survive two and a half days without me, or spankings.
