So in local (i.e. my apartment) news, I managed to introduce spankings to my cat such that she didn’t run away and then started liking them in that creepy way that the cats on youtube do. And here I was thinking she was all about the vanilla! Yes, I realize it’s wrong and perhaps disturbing [...]
Posts from ‘November, 2009’
Obligatory Haircut Entry: Mango
Sadly my current bathroom is just not good for haircut photos like my last one was; I think it’s the puke-yellow colour. I don’t know wtf people were thinking in the 60s that this was a good colour for bathrooms. Certainly it does not work with my complexion, plus there’s also the fact that the [...]
The only time I want to hear people having sex is when I’m the people.
So last night I was moving around the furniture in my bedroom, putting the bed against the opposite wall. Specifically because the, erm, moving of furniture next door had kept me up the night before. I was fucking with my feng shui because I didn’t want to hear the neighbours fucking. My chi has become [...]
Friday Cat Blogging: If we understood fluent meow
Thanks to my friend Jaime for pointing this video out to me, and to the website Everything is Terrible for editing this video from the original*. I wonder if spanking is covered. That’s all I got for cat links this week, I’ve been working hard at my database twiddling and have neglected Her Highness, who [...]
Friday Cat Blogging: Pterodactyl Cats
I had this odd group conversation at work today where one guy mentioned that there’s a confirmed case of a cat getting H1N1, so here’s another thing to freak out about. I’m happy to hear that the cat recovered, along with its ownersdomestic staff, though as it says in the bottom of that article, two [...]
Don’t tell my probation officer
Tomorrow marks 3 months at my new job (the end of my probationary period), which means I’ve been a Kelowna resident for a few days past 3 months. Half of me wonders where the time went and the rest of me thinks it’s been a lifetime since I got here. It’s somewhat fascinating to me [...]
