I’d say I’m sorry to those of you who were disturbed by my turtle rapes shoe post a month ago, but then I’d be lying, and lying is wrong. In fact I have yet to be as entertained by anything since, and the idea that some of you were grossed out only makes it funnier. Ah, good times.
But I don’t want to upset you all the time, so here’s something sweet and innocent involving a turtle with absolutely no simulated sex in it whatsoever:
So beautiful, so sad. The turtle loves the kitty, but the kitty couldn’t care less. Maybe because the turtle humped it earlier, who knows?
No simulated sex, but maybe a little simulated trying-to-have sex. It reminds me a bit of high school.
Aw, poor turtle!
It looked more like the turtle wanting to kiss the cat. It kept moving towards its face, after all. So yes, Darren, very much like high school.