For various reasons I’ve been asked several times over the last few days what my ideal job would be. Good question, potentially boring answer.
A job that pays?
(Hey, it’s a start.)
I think I gave different answers each time, based on what I was thinking about at that precise moment, so here’s an amalgamation of the points [...]
Posts from ‘April, 2009’
My “ideal” job
Friday Cat Blogging: Turtle loves cat
I’d say I’m sorry to those of you who were disturbed by my turtle rapes shoe post a month ago, but then I’d be lying, and lying is wrong. In fact I have yet to be as entertained by anything since, and the idea that some of you were grossed out only makes it funnier. [...]
Not really a Les Miz fan either, now that you mention it
Everyone seems to be blogging about or Facebook-posting about or twittering about Susan Boyle, the middle-aged Scottish chick who sang “I Dreamed a Dream” (snore) on Britain’s Got Talent. It’s so old a story, even my dad’s heard about it, because he brought it up today when I was visiting.
Fine, hurray, dowdy old lady looks [...]
Friday Cat Blogging: nom nom nom
I don’t remember why I was searching for this but earlier this week I was wondering the chances of my cat eating me, should I unexpectedly die and nobody notice for a while. According to a Straight Dope article: very good. “In a day or two”.
It seems your dog would wait several days before feasting [...]