Comments on: Since my last blog post was so serious

By: Friday Cat Blogging: The answer is either “mrrrrrrrap” or “mowrrrrrrrrr” – Gillianic Tendencies

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:08:54 +0000

[...] the turtle-humping-inanimate-objects video genre, these ones I can actually reproduce, that is, once I contact a high-grade catnip [...]

By: Friday Cat Blogging: Turtle loves cat - Gillianic Tendencies

Friday Cat Blogging: Turtle loves cat - Gillianic Tendencies — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:47:11 +0000

[...] say I’m sorry to those of you who were disturbed by my turtle rapes shoe post a month ago, but then I’d be lying, and lying is wrong. In fact I have yet to be as [...]

By: dearheart

dearheart — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:41:51 +0000

“That is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this year, or ever. The sound. OMG. I’m a sensitive person. That was gross.”

THIS. Exactly, this.

By: josh

josh — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:12:07 +0000

Wow, I really did not need to know what a turtle penis looked like. This did make me curious though if it retracts into the shell and then pops out when needed.. searching google for info on retracting penises certainly yielded some interesting results. None of it had much to do with turtles, but I certainly learned a lot. Thank you.

By: air

air — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:14:57 +0000

That is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this year, or ever. The sound. OMG. I’m a sensitive person. That was gross.

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:07:38 +0000

Wow, I was completely unaware of the Turtle-Humps-X genre until now. I have been deprived of these disturbing, yet hilarious, yet disturbing videos! Thanks for bringing it to my attention!

By: Darren

Darren — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:52:52 +0000

I knew a tortoise (though he was French, so perhaps he was une tortue) who would go and do the same thing to the pool pump for hours on end. You’d just hear this quiet little ‘thump, thump, thump’ as he put the moves on that unsuspecting pump.