Here’s a Youtube that’s been entertaining me to no end for the last week: Turtle Rapes Shoe
I have received various weird looks from friends upon showing them this video, so I apologize if this goes against your delicate sensibilities, but the combination of cute and disturbing makes me oh so happy.
I didn’t know this, but there’s a whole subgenre of male-turtle-attempting-sex-with-various-inanimate-objects (it needs a shorter name: maybe “turtle humps X”?) on Youtube, which makes me think that all I need is a male turtle and a video camera and I could be amused indefinitely. Though one friend suggested that the final video would be “Turtle humps cat and then gets eaten”, and that might come sooner than I’d like. Still a fun idea though.
I knew a tortoise (though he was French, so perhaps he was une tortue) who would go and do the same thing to the pool pump for hours on end. You’d just hear this quiet little ‘thump, thump, thump’ as he put the moves on that unsuspecting pump.
Wow, I was completely unaware of the Turtle-Humps-X genre until now. I have been deprived of these disturbing, yet hilarious, yet disturbing videos! Thanks for bringing it to my attention!
That is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this year, or ever. The sound. OMG. I’m a sensitive person. That was gross.
Wow, I really did not need to know what a turtle penis looked like. This did make me curious though if it retracts into the shell and then pops out when needed.. searching google for info on retracting penises certainly yielded some interesting results. None of it had much to do with turtles, but I certainly learned a lot. Thank you.
“That is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve seen this year, or ever. The sound. OMG. I’m a sensitive person. That was gross.”
THIS. Exactly, this.
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