Friday Cat Blogging: Ninja Cat

I felt it was important to show the Ninja Cat Youtube video, for all two of you who haven’t seen it yet:

Thanks to the rest of the internet who all sent me emails and messages linking to this. I wish my cat has stealth skills, though there’d be no reason for them.

My cat has developed one skill of late, maybe because I’m home more often: the jump-on-the-hooman-until-she-feeds-me skill. She used to just starve until I got up in the morning or noticed she was half dead. But no more. Now I get the wake-up call of feline hunger a la Simon’s Cat. It’s annoying, but at the same time, up until now I thought my cat was weird for not doing this. It’s just a matter of time before she learns that she’s supposed to move to carpet or upholstery when starting to vomit, rather than to an easily-cleanable surface which has always been her method. Nobody tell her she’s doin’ it wrong.