I thought I’d mention the sort of database-related work I’ve done on contract, in case any of you might be needing some help, or just so you can be awed by my mad skills. I haven’t done a lot of contract work, but there are a lot of blogs and CMS’s out in the world, [...]
Posts from ‘September, 2008’
DBA without a D
It’s been 4 weeks. It’s been great, actually. For the most part. As ridiculous as this may sound, I feel as if I’m having a life-changing experience, because I’ve been working so hard for so long that I didn’t think I was capable of stopping. And actually, I can’t stop; not really. I’ve been doing [...]
Some sort of weather goddess
At the beginning of Douglas Adams’ So Long and Thanks For All The Fish is a lorry (truck) driver who’s rather miserable because wherever he is, it’s always raining. This is because he is a Rain God, though he doesn’t know it, and he’s followed around by clouds who worship him. Some of us who [...]
Missing life lesson
I’ve brought this little anecdote up in conversation a few times this week which means I should share it with you since it’s kind of embarrassing. I don’t see the point in ever publishing anything here that doesn’t make me look at least somewhat silly because I’d hate to be accused of untruthful personal portrayal. [...]
Friday Cat Blogging: Ninja Cat
I felt it was important to show the Ninja Cat Youtube video, for all two of you who haven’t seen it yet: Thanks to the rest of the internet who all sent me emails and messages linking to this. I wish my cat has stealth skills, though there’d be no reason for them. My cat [...]
On my short-lived modeling career
I was teased the other day that I was wanting to get my picture in as many books as possible. I had no good retort for that, since it’s true. I was happy to sign the form to appear in Blogging for Dummies some months ago. Maybe I feel that my name and/or visage inside [...]
Mystery t-shirt
Since I’m not working I’ve been taking the opportunity to not get dressed until absolutely necessary, which is fine until you get Fedex arriving at your door and you suddenly have to find some pants. I’m not sure I’ve ever answered the door to unexpected delivery people in proper attire, but sadly I’m never in [...]


