I took Donna‘s advice about going to Levi’s for jeans, and I ended up with a pair of Low Slouch Boot Cut. I still stand by my theory that the fashion industry is trying to make us feel fat, or maybe it’s more that they’re confusing us by complimenting us at the same time: by making jeans extra long while deflating sizes. Fashion is like that friend you had in high school, who was nice to you in person, but was saying bad things about you as soon as you left the room. I swear.
You see, according to Levi’s, I’m a size “1M”, which leads me to guess that all the skinny Asian girls in town aren’t wearing Levi’s. I’m not that thin, yo. But, okay, butter me up, say I’m a twig, make me happy. But then say that these jeans have a “relaxed fit” through the hips and thighs, yet they fit me like a glove. So, you’re saying my thighs are fat? Can you see how confused I am?
On the other hand, I really shouldn’t complain, since these seem to fit me better than any jeans have in years. Plus, this is the first time in a long time that Levi’s have fit me (and my supposed thunder-thighs). So I have hope for a new tomorrow where I have jeans that fit and that don’t have holes in the crotches.