This is from an MSN conversation I had last night at around 2 am. I had taken Neo Citran an hour earlier, and a sleeping pill right before I started talking to poor Jamie. Oh well, I’m sure he had a good laugh, if he was awake enough.
Gillian: if you’re upk, it’s late
Jamie: I could say the same of you
Jamie: what’s your excuse?
Jamie: too giddy from your business cards to fall asleep?
Gillian: neo citran didn’t hep sleep so took sleeping piill
Gillian: waitign for it to take affedt
Jamie: ugh
Jamie: having a cold sucks
Gillian: whoa they do look like blue rabbirts
Jamie:
Jamie: ok…so you must have taken Neo Citran Hallucinogenic Formula
Gillian: referring to photo
Gillian: but eya
Gillian: fun tims now
Gillian: ‘ook proper presctiption drug for sleep
Gillian: you photos are so neat. i mus join eiieeieieeieeeeeeeeeeeieieieeii’
Gillian: i eman
Gillian: i mean i must join you on your swalks o to out to where you tak photos
Gillian: ‘dddddyou find pretty collours
Jamie: ok, now you’re starting to make sense
Jamie: I must be really tired
Jamie: well if you’re interested in doing a photowalk…book me sometime next week
Jamie: right now it’s fully open
Gillian: book u eh
Jamie: yes…I’m ever so popular
Jamie: standing room only
Gillian: shouldn’t hagve to buook anyone. should jus tbe there or not
Gillian: book
Jamie: true
Jamie: it was an expression
Gillian: book
Jamie: I was kidding!
Jamie: I meant arrange
Jamie: sheesh
Jamie: so sensitive
Jamie: I’m about 30 seconds away from calling poison control
I guess I passed out right after that.
Let this be a warning to all.
OK, a few things:
1) I use waaaaaaaaay too many smilies
2) I don’t think my psychotronic photo of scallops or “blue rabbirts” [sic] was helping you focus on the conversation
3) Can I use “you photos are so neat. i mus join eiieeieieeieeeeeeeeeeeieieieeii’” in my promotional literature?
One Pill Makes You Larger…
Gillian: btw, i blogged about you this morning
Gillian: just so you know
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Ahh drug-enhanced MSN convos are the best. I’ve had a few over-the-counter chats in my time as well (who hasn’t?)
if anyone else says blog, im going to beat them over the head with a dead fish.
those finger nails are horrible. i am so much better than that–all day long. you should just give up and never do anything like that ever again. F!